About Brian Cretney Brian Cretney is a primary school teacher who enjoys telling stories to his students. He also encourages them to tell stories of their own in a safe, inclusive environment. Tooter's Stinky Wish is his first picture book. Books by Brian Cretney Tooter's Stinky Wish by (author) Brian Cretney illustrated by Peggy Collins Ages 4 to 8 Grades p to 3