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Language Arts & Disciplines Alphabets & Writing Systems

The Rude Story of English

by (author) Tom Howell

illustrated by Gabe Foreman

Publisher
McClelland & Stewart
Initial publish date
Nov 2013
Category
Alphabets & Writing Systems, Essays, Lexicography
  • Paperback / softback

    ISBN
    9780771039836
    Publish Date
    Nov 2013
    List Price
    $22.95

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Description

There are only two problems with the story of the English language: one, no hero. Two, not rude enough. In The Rude Story of English, recovering lexicographer Tom Howell swiftly remedies these and gives us a rousing account of our language – without all the boring bits and with all the interesting parts kept in – and reveals English’s boisterous, at times obnoxious, character.
From a haphazard beginning in 449 AD, when a legendary, fearsome Germanic warrior named Hengest tripped and fell onto British shores, the real story of English has been rife with accident, physical comedy, phallic monuments, rude behaviour, dubious facts, and an alarming quantity of poetry written by lawyers.
Across vast distances of space and time, from the language’s origins to its fast-approaching retirement, a moody and miraculously long-lived Hengest voyages to the pubs of Chaucer’s London, aboard pirate ships in the north Atlantic, to plantations in Barbados, bookstores in Jamaica, the chilly inlet of Quidi Vidi, Newfoundland, a private men’s club in Australia, and beyond.
Part Monty Python sketch, part Oxford English Dictionary, The Rude Story of English displays an exuberant love of language and a sharp, anti-authoritarian sense of humour. Entertaining and informative, it looks at English through its most uncomfortable, colourful, and off-putting parts, chronicling the story of the language as it has never been told before.

About the authors

Tom Howell's profile page

Gabe Foreman was born in Thunder Bay. He has worked as a tree planter in British Columbia, Alberta and Ontario. He’s a co-founder of littlefishcartpress, and his writing has appeared in a number of literary journals including Grain, Fiddlehead and Event. His work placed second in CV2’s two-day poem contest and a selection was shortlisted for the CBC Literary Awards. Currently, he lives in Montreal, where he manages the soup kitchen at a long-established mission.

Gabe Foreman's profile page

Editorial Reviews

“Twisted, entertaining, and uncensored….Brilliantly written, with side-splitters on nearly every page….If you like to laugh, read this book right now!”
—Terry Fallis, author of The Best Laid Plans, winner of the Stephen Leacock Medal for Humour