Mortified
- Publisher
- Playwrights Canada Press
- Initial publish date
- Jan 2022
- Category
- Women Authors, Canadian
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Paperback / softback
- ISBN
- 9780369102935
- Publish Date
- Jan 2022
- List Price
- $18.95
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eBook
- ISBN
- 9780369102959
- Publish Date
- Jan 2022
- List Price
- $13.99
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Description
- Premiered in November 2018 at Studio 58 in association with Touchstone Theatre in Vancouver.
- Mortified is a loose adaptation of Hans Christian Andersen’s The Little Mermaid.
- Amy was inspired to write this after finding old diaries from when she was a teenager.
About the author
Amy Rutherford is a Canadian playwright and actress who has worked for twenty years in TV, film, and theatre with some of the country’s leading artists. A graduate of the National Theatre School of Canada and the Stratford Festival’s Birmingham Conservatory, Amy has co-written several plays, including The Public Servant and Out of the Woods. She currently divides her time between Toronto and Vancouver with her partner Jonathon Young.
Awards
- Winner, Carol Bolt Award
Excerpt: Mortified (by (author) Amy Rutherford)
We hear a phone ringing as the Woman enters.
WOMAN
I need your help! I screwed up.
SYNCHRO SWIMMER 4
Who are you?
WOMAN
Jesus!
GIRL
Relax!
WOMAN
Who are they?
GIRL
They’re, they’re my friends.
WOMAN
Well, I’ve never met them before.
GIRL
They usually disappear when you show up . . .
WOMAN
This isn’t good. I’m getting worse.
SYNCHRO SWIMMER 3
Is she your mom?
WOMAN
No!
GIRL
She’s—
WOMAN
I’m her!
GIRL
But I’m not her.
WOMAN
(taken aback) You’re me.
GIRL
But I’m not you. Not yet. Thank god.
WOMAN
What the hell is this?
The Woman starts tearing down the cartoon penises.
GIRL
Hey!
The Girl steps in to gather up the drawings.
WOMAN
(to Girl) I did a bad thing.
SYNCHRO SWIMMER 2
What did you do?
WOMAN
It’s none of your business!
(to the Girl) He’s going to call any minute.
SYNCHRO SWIMMER 4
Who?
WOMAN
Nobody!!
(to Girl) It’s my fault—
SYNCHRO SWIMMER 3
Why is she lying?
WOMAN
What do I do?
SYNCHRO SWIMMER 2
What’s the secret?
SYNCHRO SWIMMER 4
Yeah.
SYNCHRO SWIMMER 3
What did you do?
WOMAN
Shut the fuck up!
SYNCHRO SWIMMERS
(overlapping) Whoa. That is— I can’t believe you just said that . . . that is so . . . why would you say that?
WOMAN
(to Girl) I texted him.
SYNCHRO SWIMMER 3
“Tested him?”
WOMAN
No, “texted.” I texted . . .
SYNCHRO SWIMMER 3
“Texted.”
WOMAN
It’s like leaving an e-mail—
SYNCHRO SWIMMER 3
E-mail?
WOMAN
Forget it. I “paged” him, okay? I told him that we should meet.
SYNCHRO SWIMMERS
Oooh . . .
WOMAN
It’s not like that.
The Woman’s phone vibrates.
SYNCHRO SWIMMER 3
Oh my god, what is that?
She pulls it out of her back pocket.
What is that?
WOMAN
(to Girl) It’s him.
SYNCHRO SWIMMER 4
It’s a flashlight!
GIRL
Answer it!
WOMAN
What . . . ?
SYNCHRO SWIMMERS
Answer it!
WOMAN
I don’t want to.
The Synchro Swimmers grab at the phone, as the Woman attempts to evade them. “What is it?” “A computer?” “How do you answer it?” “It’s so tiny and flat? Somehow, in the scuffle, the phone is answered.
TY’S VOICE
Hello?
They all go dead quiet and listen to TY’s voice coming through the phone.
Princess? It’s Ty. You there?
GIRL
Yes. Say yes!
WOMAN
Yes. Hi.
TY’S VOICE
What you up to?
WOMAN
Uh, nothing. Just here with some, friends, or, (fading out) um . . .
TY’S VOICE
Hello?
WOMAN
Sorry, this feels a little weird.
TY’S VOICE
No kidding.
WOMAN
It’s been a long time.
TY’S VOICE
You haven't changed.
WOMAN
I still look thirteen?
TY’S VOICE
Nah . . . You’re still pretty.
The Synchro Swimmers shriek and giggle. A few follow the Woman offstage.
Editorial Reviews
“Mortified feels whole and perfect in the same way that a body can feel whole and perfect: it’s just that organic, sensual—and complicated.”
Colin Thomas, colinthomas.ca
“The very fearlessness of Mortified is the biggest strength in a play that has many.”
Janet Smith, Georgia Straight
“Taking on the suffocating feeling of a young woman dealing with sexual assault and trauma, Mortified does so with grace and humour. It is a beautiful and memorable piece of theatre that will not be easily forgotten.”
Katie Gartlan-Close, Vancouver Presents