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Fiction Humorous

Heidi Not Long Nose Little Leg!

by (author) Michael Murray

Publisher
Insomniac Press
Initial publish date
Nov 2017
Category
Humorous
  • Paperback / softback

    ISBN
    9781554831951
    Publish Date
    Nov 2017
    List Price
    $19.95

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Where to buy it

Out of print

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Description

HEIDI NOT LONG NOSE LITTLE LEG! is the second book by humourist and Ryan Gosling look-alike Michael Murray. This book, this small, fragrant piece of heaven, is told by Heidi, a ten-year old Miniature Dachshund. Heidi is all of that and a bag of chips. She knows it. She owns it. But after being kicked out of two packs, Heidi has decided to look inside and trace her roots as she quests for a greater understanding of the universe and herself. "Heidi have past. Not like to talk about it. But Heidi not always super deluxe sexy Miniature Dachshund you see now. Heidi not always alpha.Heidi kicked out of two packs. Very stupid packs, is true. But still, make Heidi think. Maybe Heidi need to look inside? Maybe now that Heidi 10, Heidi need to choose new path. Heidi doubt it, but Heidi open to new things! Heidi not binary. Heidi Good Dog!! If decide to come with Heidi on investigation of self, meet by river in deep dark.Bring meat." -Heidi

About the author

Michael Murray currently lives and works in Toronto with his wife, son, and dog. He has an extensive, if flawed, wardrobe and is the coach of a floor hockey team called the Jesus Cobras. He won the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest and pines for the Montreal Expos. He works as a creative writer, commentator, blogger, and "journalist," and as he is modest, he feels awkward talking about his genius, which he recently discovered does not translate into IQ tests. He has written for The Globe and Mail, the National Post, Hazlitt magazine, CBC Radio, the Ottawa Citizen, The Toast, as well as scores of other prestigious publications that pay extraordinary amounts of money and fly him around in helicopters. Murray has a degree from a university, skipped grade three, and is currently at work on his second book, People Say I Remind Them of Don Draper.

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